Monster Nest
reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
khaleesifans:

Game of Thrones Tees: http://bit.ly/1lvIRv0

khaleesifans:

Game of Thrones Tees: http://bit.ly/1lvIRv0

naariel:

Eris?? Goddess of chaos strife and discord?? more like Goddess of animated hairporn jesus lord just look at it.

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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melkior:

send hELP

mad-maddie:

I made this out of a stupid meme because THIS IS HOW I FEEL

mad-maddie:

I made this out of a stupid meme because THIS IS HOW I FEEL

lumos5001:

thedroidurlookingfor:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

just-for-shit-and-giggles:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

I am so fucking glad that they didn’t force these two into a romantic relationship.

BEST FRIEEEEEEEEEEENDS.

it’s even better when you remember, that every second they are not dying, she keeps trying to hook him up with any girl, she’s his wingwoman

She’s his Barney Stinson.

Haaaaaaaaaave you met Steve?

every time i see this post it just keeps getting better and better

You were a terrible baby, do you know that? Bawling all the time, never sleeping. And one night you just wouldn’t shut up, screaming like a dying pig. I walked over to your crib, I looked down at you. I wanted to strangle you. And you looked up at me and you stopped screaming. You smiled at me. Don’t die so far from the sea.