Eris?? Goddess of chaos strife and discord?? more like Goddess of animated hairporn jesus lord just look at it.
making plans with friends like
I made this out of a stupid meme because THIS IS HOW I FEEL
I am so fucking glad that they didn’t force these two into a romantic relationship.
it’s even better when you remember, that every second they are not dying, she keeps trying to hook him up with any girl, she’s his wingwoman
She’s his Barney Stinson.
Haaaaaaaaaave you met Steve?
every time i see this post it just keeps getting better and better
You were a terrible baby, do you know that? Bawling all the time, never sleeping. And one night you just wouldn’t shut up, screaming like a dying pig. I walked over to your crib, I looked down at you. I wanted to strangle you. And you looked up at me and you stopped screaming. You smiled at me. Don’t die so far from the sea.